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If you've allowed 30 minutes to digest lunch, take a dip with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters. Hey, this is almost Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan-level title humor. However, there are creative differences in how to represent a colon.
Speaking of colons, recall that row between Roger Ebert and Vincent Gallo awhile back? In response to a bad review, Gallo cursed Ebert's colon, which prompted this gem from the critic, "when I had my last colonoscopy, they let me watch it on a little TV, and it was far more entertaining than The Brown Bunny." Snap.
The ATHF flick is apparently based on a show with the exact same name and characters. So we suppose this must be the case. Adult Swim seems so cool that it's hard to believe it actually exists. Venture Bros. and Robot Chicken are just so fresh and dope.
AQUA: Get even more aqua with Aqua Bubble and Aquaman.
TEEN: Return to those glory (and gory) teen days with Sleepaway Camp III:
Teenage Wasteland and Teenage Zombies (Free).
HUNGER: Assuage your hunger with Bowie and Deneuve in The Hunger.
FORCE: Finally, force the issue with Psychic Force, Force 10 From Navarone,
and Delta Force.
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| Can you hear the sounds of wedding season? Church bells are ringing, "YMCA," "Celebration" and "The Chicken Dance" are blaring in the background, and the sounds of birds exploding from eating uncooked rice can be heard blocks away. Choose one of these fantastic features and stick with it for better or for worse, but if you're having commitment issues, take all six and move to Utah. |
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Dragons. Been familiar with them since those Dungeons & Dragons days of my youth. That's self-incrimination in some lands, but I have nothing to hide. Yep, I played the Gygax game, and obviously didn't get carried away and "off" myself when my seventh-level Dwarf fighter bit it in the Tomb Of Horrors.
So with that said, here are some big serpents that recently got the motion picture treatment: Eragon (Jeremy Irons still slummin' it in fantasy flicks), Dragonstorm (It's a "Mind Blowing Adventure"), Dragon (Sublime Title Award - Part I).
But this dragon jazz ain't the same as it used to be. Dragonslayer, now there's a classic. Or maybe I was just young and all impressionable back then?
In the HK Action genre, being pegged a dragon is a euphemism for having kickass chi or prowess or something: Enter The Dragon (Why they call him Bruce), Kiss Of The Dragon (Jet Li has acupuncture death move?), Roaring Dragon, Bluffing Tiger (Don't play Texas Hold'em with him), Sting Of The Dragon Masters (Why The Police split up), Secret Of The Dragon (Hush, my fire-breather), Biography: Bruce Lee - The Immortal Dragon (Homie still lives?).
But there's another type of dragon for gamers and martial arts buffs to graduate to. Red Dragon Releasing boasts a library of "mature" cinematic fare... (more)
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